Offscript Period Series | Ep 01

Ever wondered what the F.R.I.E.N.D.S gang would say if they were invited to talk about periods and menstrual products? We did too.
And once we started imagining it, we couldn’t stop.

Welcome to Saathi’s (imaginary but highly entertaining) interview with the six most chaotic people to ever sit on a Central Perk couch - as they share their hot takes, misconceptions, and surprisingly solid advice on period care. 

Rachel Green: Glamorous, but pad loyal
Saathi Match: Bamboo XL Pads + Tote bag
“Oh, honey, I don’t do discomfort. I like my period care how I like my skincare- soft, safe, breathable, and preferably in pastel packaging. I used to use generic pads, but I switched to biodegradable ones because I saw a documentary about how much waste plastic pads create and cried for an hour. I keep extras in my tote, next to my lip gloss. Fashion fades, but being the friend who always has a pad? That’s iconic.”

Ross Geller: The “I read a study once” guy
Saathi Match: Bamboo Combo Pack + Neem Comb & Bamboo Toothbrush Set 
“Periods are completely natural. In fact, there are fossils of menstruating mammals from- okay, you’re looking bored. Anyway, I believe in open conversations about the menstrual cycle. It’s biology! It’s beautiful! Did you know that the lining of the - no? Okay. But seriously, I believe in data. That's why I advocate for natural fibers - they decompose in 6 months. Simple science. And yes, I flinch less now when someone says ‘period’.” 

Monica Geller: The CEO of preparation 
Saathi Match: Bamboo Subscription Box + Yoga Cards (both sets, of course)
“I have a system. I have color-coded drawers in the bathroom. One for my pads- bamboo and banana fiber only, thank you. One for tampons. One for menstrual cups. And a separate emergency stash for guests. I also carry a tiny period kit in my purse, car, and gym bag. Is it overkill? Maybe. But has anyone in my life ever said, ‘I don’t have a pad’? Not on my watch.” 

Chandler Bing: Sarcastic, slightly terrified. 
Saathi Match: Still choosing between Bamboo Pads Trial Pack and Menstrual Cup Starter Kit
“Could I BE more afraid? Listen, I don’t have a uterus, but I respect the power. It seems...unpredictable. Like a moody cat that lives inside you. I used to call them ‘lady products’...I know, I know, I’m learning! I bought Monica heating patches because they seemed the least scary thing in the aisle. That’s growth, right?” 

Phoebe Buffay: Eco-queen and self-care guru
Saathi Match: Menstrual Cup + Sterilizer 
“I’ve been making my own herbal heating pads for a long time. Periods are sacred- it’s your body’s monthly cleanse, a cosmic reset. I use a menstrual cup because it’s eco-friendly, zero waste, and it feels more…connected. But I love Saathi pads because they use farmers’ waste, it’s the circle of life! Also, I once made a song about PMS. It’s called ‘Hormonal Hurricane’. Wanna hear it? No? Okay. But seriously, reusable menstrual cups and warm tea are the way to go. For the good vibes.” 

Joey Tribbiani: The Protective Brother
Saathi Match: Plastic-Free Kits 
“Look, I grew up with seven sisters. I’ve made more midnight pharmacy runs than any guy in the city. I’m not scared of a little blood. But... the cup? That confused me. I thought it was like a shot glass at first. But hey, I think it’s cool you guys have options. I’d 100% buy period stuff for a friend. Just not plastic ones, because to be honest, they are kind of scary. But it’s better if you write down what you want me to get. Otherwise, I might show up with a plunger. And pizza. The pizza helps, right?”

And then there was Gunther. Just when we thought the interview was over, someone from the back cleared their throat. 

Gunther: As Informed As It Gets
Saathi Match: Probably one of every product :)  
Bleach-blonde, eternally heartbroken, and plot twist- the most period-aware person in the room.

“I’ve stocked the women’s bathroom at Central Perk with organic pads for years”, he said, aggressively polishing a mug. “I also added a little basket with dark chocolate, hand wipes, and a heating patch. Rachel appreciated it once in 1998. That is all that matters.” 

We stared. Gunther shrugged. “I listen. I observe.”

Honestly? King behaviour. 

So, what did we learn?

Rachel is biodegradable-chic, Monica is prepared for the apocalypse, Ross overshares, Phoebe is a period witch, Joey is a supportive brother, Chandler… is coping, and Gunther is the MVP. 

But here’s the real takeaway: there’s no one way to do period care. Whether you’re a pad person, a cup enthusiast, or someone who just wants to cry into a heating pad- what matters is that you’re choosing what works for your body (and the planet). The good news? Saathi’s got it all!  From pantyliners to menstrual cup sterilisers, we have everything you or your friends may need for a healthy period.

And if you’re ever in doubt, just ask Monica. She probably has a flowchart. 

Need a Monica-approved system? Check out Saathi’s range of bamboo pads, menstrual cups, and sterilizers for every kind of period prepper.

Which character is your period persona? Tell us in the comments.

Coming Next Week: We hope you enjoyed this interview. But beware... our next guest thinks plastic pads are "categorically middle-class." Stay tuned for Episode 2 and see if you can guess the series.

Disclaimer: This content is a work of parody and imaginative storytelling created for social awareness and education. All characters referenced are fictional and used purely for cultural commentary. This content is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or connected to the original creators, networks, or rights holders of F.R.I.E.N.D.S.